crazy.... how about Aeris in a corset, skintight black pants, and stiletto boot heels doing a much, MUCH better solo version of Britney Spears' 2007 VMA "Gimme More" dance. As a private show just for her boys, of course....
For reference, Britney Spears' 2007 VMA performance (ignore her, watch the other dancers)
--> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=52B4454RehA
Now how's THAT for an interesting use of the SOLDIERs Danger Room/Holodeck training room, eh? And since plotbunnies care nothing and know nothing about quasi-rational plausibility, we'll totally ignore little details like how insanely reckless and stupid it would be for Aeris to sneak into Shinra's military headquarters to do this, how hard it would be to program a such scenerio without some unwanted person finding out, etc.
Although you just know that Zack would be yelling all sorts of encouragement and appreciation. Cloud would be totally red-faced and "Oh my god...." in a mixture of shock and awe.
As for poor Sephiroth... I wonder what he would do if Aeris started doing an 'up close and personal' lapdance segment for him.
Zack: Woohoo! You go, baby! ::wolfwhistle::
::whimper:: Only six more days until the end of the fiscal year.... ::groan::
