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Convolutions of an Evil Mind
Talk about psycho plotbunnies taking up residence in one's brain due to massive overwork....

.... how about Aeris in a corset, skintight black pants, and stiletto boot heels doing a much, MUCH better solo version of Britney Spears' 2007 VMA "Gimme More" dance. As a private show just for her boys, of course....

For reference, Britney Spears' 2007 VMA performance (ignore her, watch the other dancers)
--> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=52B4454RehA

Now how's THAT for an interesting use of the SOLDIERs Danger Room/Holodeck training room, eh? And since plotbunnies care nothing and know nothing about quasi-rational plausibility, we'll totally ignore little details like how insanely reckless and stupid it would be for Aeris to sneak into Shinra's military headquarters to do this, how hard it would be to program a such scenerio without some unwanted person finding out, etc.

Although you just know that Zack would be yelling all sorts of encouragement and appreciation. Cloud would be totally red-faced and "Oh my god...." in a mixture of shock and awe.

As for poor Sephiroth... I wonder what he would do if Aeris started doing an 'up close and personal' lapdance segment for him.

Zack: Woohoo! You go, baby! ::wolfwhistle::

::whimper:: Only six more days until the end of the fiscal year.... ::groan::

Current Mood: crazy crazy

5 hisses or Hiss in my ear....
silentorphan From: silentorphan Date: September 26th, 2007 11:30 pm (UTC) (Link)
...Aerith channeling FFX-2. Now that'd be something to see. (Of course, geeky fanboys would be much happier if it were Tifa, but I suppose one can't have everything.)
mimi_sardinia From: mimi_sardinia Date: September 27th, 2007 06:57 am (UTC) (Link)
...Aerith channeling FFX-2.

Aeris as Lulu Aeris as Paine Aeris as Yuna

I've had those pics in my Photo bucket for probably two years now.
silentorphan From: silentorphan Date: September 27th, 2007 10:02 pm (UTC) (Link)
Much to my amusement (and dismay), your icon captivates me more than those pics.
askaram27 From: askaram27 Date: September 27th, 2007 02:06 am (UTC) (Link)

Sephiroth would totally...

...be watching in great and greatly aroused amusement. Silent, probably. I can see him sitting back in a chair, just smiling and smiling. As for the lap dance, he'd probably get into it--stuff some money into her corset to make her laugh. Or point her towards Cloud to make Cloud explode.

...Is it bad that I want to draw her in such an outfit now?
soloyuymaxwell From: soloyuymaxwell Date: September 30th, 2007 04:13 pm (UTC) (Link)
XD I can totally see this! That outfit on Aerith screams "dominatrix." XD

O__O She could totally direct the sex any way she wants...

5 hisses or Hiss in my ear....