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COI - Ficlet: Turk Ed (FF7 AU, COIverse)
59 hisses or Hiss in my ear....
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madamhydra From: madamhydra Date: April 11th, 2007 04:44 pm (UTC) (Link)
ACK!! No wonder Cloud wanted to be a SOLDIER... I would be jealous myself if I had to stand around a bunch of them and me being a lowly grunt hehe.

You can bet that the Shinra propaganda machine really works to make SOLDIER look so glamorous. Unfortunately, most people only see the perks, not the tradeoffs. And for the Third Classes, the glamour image probably isn't that far off. But once guys have been enhanced to First Class, they really do become a breed apart simply because they don't experience the world the same way normal people do and it takes tremendous self-discipline to keep from going nuts just from the sensory overload and not breaking everything in sight. And poor Sephiroth's situation is even worse. ::cuddles Seph::

The SOLDIER giving the chocobo a ride was hilarious, I started laughing quite hard... the reason behind why he did it was just too funny to imagine.

Silly SOLDIER-boys having a little spot of fun. ::sigh::
kittychan1986 From: kittychan1986 Date: April 11th, 2007 05:36 pm (UTC) (Link)
Because this made me think and took me to an odd Place. So, SOLDIERS espically first class, are a bread apart. So would one of them say, having sex with a non enhanced human hurt them? Simply because their not used to it? ((Was thinking along the lines of Zack and Aeris))
madamhydra From: madamhydra Date: April 11th, 2007 05:56 pm (UTC) (Link)
Because this made me think and took me to an odd Place. So, SOLDIERS espically first class, are a bread apart. So would one of them say, having sex with a non enhanced human hurt them? Simply because their not used to it? ((Was thinking along the lines of Zack and Aeris))

Ummm... who are you talking about being hurt? -- Zack or Aeris? Because if you're talking about Aeris possibly being hurt by Zack (that's assuming that they were actually lovers in COI, which is not a given), then no, she wouldn't be hurt because Zack has extremely good control over his strength. He's used to having sex with non-enhanced partners. If he didn't have that sort of control, then the only people Zack could boink would be other SOLDIERs and Seph, which is all well and good, but it's nice to have options open.

BTW, there ARE female SOLDIERS, but only a small handful. Most are only Third Class, and a possible (rumors only) single Second Class. Unlike their male counterparts, their existence is pretty much classified and kept secret by Shinra The rarity of female SOLDIERs could be partially due to genetics and physiological reasons (perhaps having XX chromosomes interferes with the Jenova cells?) and partially due to the male chauvanistic attitudes of President Shinra, Hojo, and the senior Shinra military.

And if you're curious why we haven't seen any of these female SOLDIERs in COI, who says that we haven't? ::wink wink nudge nudge::
kittychan1986 From: kittychan1986 Date: April 11th, 2007 06:00 pm (UTC) (Link)
Well, not Zack then. But another newly minted SSC, who decided to go out and party? Isn't their the potioanl that they could serious damnage the partner?

Similarly, could a First class having sex with a third class after one two many times cause harm to the third class?

Are they dressing up like boys and pretending? It's be really intresting for that girl Second class to wiggle her way into first! I'd really like to meet them for real. I'm assuming Seph knows and Zack knows?
madamhydra From: madamhydra Date: April 11th, 2007 06:26 pm (UTC) (Link)
Well, not Zack then. But another newly minted SSC, who decided to go out and party? Isn't their the potioanl that they could serious damnage the partner?

Of course there is. That's why there's a fairly intensive training period for new and upgraded SOLDIERs. But yes, there have probably been accidents and people crippled or killed. ::shrug:: Do you really think Shinra cares?

Similarly, could a First class having sex with a third class after one two many times cause harm to the third class?

First Classes are extremely unlikely to have such a problem. If they couldn't control their abilities adequately even during sex, they wouldn't BE First Classes. Besides, although Third Classes are weaker than Firsts, they still heal remarkably fast. So even if some damage was done, as long as it's not massive, the Third could probably recover in a rather short period of time.

Are they dressing up like boys and pretending? It's be really intresting for that girl Second class to wiggle her way into first!

Hell NO, not a chance! The SOLDIER process (and the upgrades) are extremely complicated and invasive scientific/medical procedures (including but not limited to being sstripped entirely naked and stuffed into a tube of mako, countless injections, etc.). Any remotely normal female can't possibly hope to pass herself as a male under that type of intense scrutiny.

I'd really like to meet them for real.

If you've been reading COI, you've already met at least one. ^_-

I'm assuming Seph knows and Zack knows?

They know that female SOLDIERs exist and may even know a few, but they certainly don't know all of them.
kittychan1986 From: kittychan1986 Date: April 11th, 2007 06:29 pm (UTC) (Link)
*Blinks, looks quite puzzled as she goes through the list in her head* Uh....*Thinks realyl hard* Maybe a chapter clue? Because I have no idea!

I'm sure Zack has slept with at least one of them....
madamhydra From: madamhydra Date: April 11th, 2007 06:52 pm (UTC) (Link)
I think you first meet her in Chapter 5 of COI. ::innocent whistle::
kittychan1986 From: kittychan1986 Date: April 11th, 2007 06:54 pm (UTC) (Link)
You're not a very nice person. :P I should reconize her, as many times as I've read five and six....
madamhydra From: madamhydra Date: April 11th, 2007 07:00 pm (UTC) (Link)
::polishes her "Evil Keeps Me Young" button::

There aren't that many female characters in that chapter. And there are a fair number of clues pointing to something unusual. :P
kittychan1986 From: kittychan1986 Date: April 11th, 2007 08:37 pm (UTC) (Link)
Hum, Kendal is listed as male. (( iwas looking for names)) The only one so far that seems supisious is Savios herself. Is Savios the mytical second class?
madamhydra From: madamhydra Date: April 12th, 2007 01:52 am (UTC) (Link)
Not saying! :P
59 hisses or Hiss in my ear....