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COI - Ficlet: SOLDIERs Just Wanna Have Fun (crack)
Here's a silly little song-ficlet inspired by a hilarious song by The Irish Rovers, called "Wasn't That a Party?". ^_^

Title: SOLDIERs Just Wanna Have Fun
Author: MadamHydra
Beta: none, very rough draft
Fandom: FF7 AU (COIverse)
Type: ficlet
Pairing/Characters: Sephiroth, Zack, misc Turks
Rating: PG-13
Wordcount: ~1700
Warnings: mild crack
Disclaimer: Final Fantasy VII and all related prequels and sequels belong to Square-Enix.

Summary: Sephiroth has to cope with the aftermath of Zack's promotion party....

Cross-posted to soldiersmut and zackfans and ffvii_yaoi

Would one of you like to explain what happened in the chocobo stables?Collapse )

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Current Mood: silly silly
Current Music: The Irish Rovers - "Wasn't That a Party?"

58 hisses or Hiss in my ear....
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ladysephiroth From: ladysephiroth Date: March 23rd, 2007 12:47 am (UTC) (Link)
I just fell out of my chair, laughing. I soo needed this after the day I had!
madamhydra From: madamhydra Date: March 23rd, 2007 08:31 pm (UTC) (Link)
Awww, you poor thing. I'm glad I could add a little joy to your day! ^_^
ardwynna_m From: ardwynna_m Date: March 23rd, 2007 01:53 am (UTC) (Link)
I want to play Grand Theft Chocobo! Seph would get to boink Zack to send his health up. XD

This was wonderful, with all the over-the-top nonsense Zack would be sure to get people into and Seph being fluffy considerate at the end. Oh, the Zack will wear you down yet, General. Just give in.^^
madamhydra From: madamhydra Date: March 23rd, 2007 08:41 pm (UTC) (Link)
I want to play Grand Theft Chocobo! Seph would get to boink Zack to send his health up. XD

Oh dear, I can just picture a Grand Theft style game set in Midgar. ::snorfle::

This was wonderful, with all the over-the-top nonsense Zack would be sure to get people into and Seph being fluffy considerate at the end. Oh, the Zack will wear you down yet, General. Just give in.^^

Seph is still being a bit stubborn, mostly on principle. It's blatantly obvious he cares enormously for Zack, but he almost never expresses it verbally or in obvious behavior. And even if Seph acts in a fluffy considerate, he would strenuously deny it. That's just the way he is. ::rolling eyes::
frost2light From: frost2light Date: March 24th, 2007 11:59 am (UTC) (Link)
OMG! I think I will die of laughter. Zack is hopeless. You, on the other hand, need more than verbal praise, [throws Zack cookie with Seph frosting]. Do write more!
madamhydra From: madamhydra Date: March 24th, 2007 10:15 pm (UTC) (Link)
::gobbles down cookie::

Zack isn't hopeless, he's just... fun-loving. Yeah, that's it!
wanderingscroll From: wanderingscroll Date: March 27th, 2007 06:53 am (UTC) (Link)
*reads*

*snickers*

*reads again*

*falls out of chair laughing*

You rock, period. May I friend you? 'Cause I am so enjoying this version of events.
madamhydra From: madamhydra Date: April 1st, 2007 02:03 am (UTC) (Link)
Yes, friend away! ^_^
wingedshinigami From: wingedshinigami Date: March 28th, 2007 04:04 am (UTC) (Link)
Ah...compassion from such a cold imposing man, always a breath of fresh air. Just so you know, I've friended you because I've read a lot of your fiction and you seem to have an inclination towards the same character types that I do.
For example: you did say you've read "An Exchange of Hostages" right? That's one of my favorite books!
madamhydra From: madamhydra Date: April 1st, 2007 02:05 am (UTC) (Link)
Yup! I love Susan Matthews' Jurisdiction(?) series (although I can't really get into her other stories!

And go right ahead with the friending. ^_^
redcrest From: redcrest Date: March 31st, 2007 06:49 am (UTC) (Link)
LoL! Now that's what I'm talkin' about! ^__^ What a coincidence-- I was just saying I wanted to see more Seph-being-mundane, and here we have him dressed in tanktop and shorts (good lord! LoL~) admonishing his men for a bit too much drunken cavorting. That hit the spot, I'll tell ya-- especially that last little section with that so-in-denial-even-the-narrator-has-to-insist bit of affection toward our lovable Zack. ^^ <3

Hey, that song is pretty catchy, too... Talk about good, clean fun all the way through... That's so my image of Zack~ ^^ <3 Speaking of which, I've been meaning to share this with you-- a song I heard that reminded me of the Zack you've painted in COI. It's called "Believe" by Yellowcard (you can listen to it here: http://www.esnips.com/doc/7fb16937-a314-4141-88de-e37c786fc069/Yellowcard----Believe.mp3 ). Nyuuu, Zack, my hero~~~ ^^ <3 (although I've been getting the feeling there's a darker side to him that you're going to be showing us soon, huh? ^^; )

Anyway, great job with the ficlet! Just what I needed~~ ^^ <3
madamhydra From: madamhydra Date: April 1st, 2007 02:14 am (UTC) (Link)
What a coincidence-- I was just saying I wanted to see more Seph-being-mundane, and here we have him dressed in tanktop and shorts (good lord! LoL~) admonishing his men for a bit too much drunken cavorting. That hit the spot, I'll tell ya-- especially that last little section with that so-in-denial-even-the-narrator-has-to-insist bit of affection toward our lovable Zack. ^^ <3

I really do enjoy seeing Sephiroth in mundane situations. You just know that Seph can make washing coffee mugs look sexy. ::giggle::

And yes, at this point, it's so obvious that Sephiroth cares about Zack and he still tries so hard to hid it. Lucky for him, Zack can see right through Seph. ^_-
keji_eternal From: keji_eternal Date: April 4th, 2007 05:43 pm (UTC) (Link)
lol, the ending to this just melted me again!

That party music was very fitting, and imagining a whole bunch of SOLDIERS drunk out of their minds, going around like teenagers on a goal to do as much mischief as they can was very funny.

I guess the only ones not amused were the TURKS... but who cares what they think?

I hope to get more of these kinds of snippets! They are totally good for the soul!
madamhydra From: madamhydra Date: April 20th, 2007 10:13 pm (UTC) (Link)
lol, the ending to this just melted me again!

COI-Seph is quite a softie for COI-Zack, although he'd strenuously deny it, of course!

That party music was very fitting, and imagining a whole bunch of SOLDIERS drunk out of their minds, going around like teenagers on a goal to do as much mischief as they can was very funny.

I remember this song playing on the radio ages ago, but I never got around to tracking down a copy until recently. And yes, Zack can have a strange effect on normally sober, no-nonense people. ::points to Seph::

I guess the only ones not amused were the TURKS... but who cares what they think? Actually, I think most of the Turks, except for Tasha and Mac (the ones who got their motorcycles stolen, were very amused. And they probably had fun following the SOLDIERs and watching their antics, especially since they were under little or no pressure to do anything about it. ^_-

I hope to get more of these kinds of snippets! They are totally good for the soul!

Glad you liked it!
delaese From: delaese Date: April 19th, 2007 12:54 am (UTC) (Link)
::Applauds.:: I was just introduced to your works by a friend of mine. Brillinat! Hilarious and very sweet. Loved the ending!!!
madamhydra From: madamhydra Date: April 20th, 2007 10:14 pm (UTC) (Link)
Thanks! Poor Seph, Zack can really be a handful, hm?
lazaefair From: lazaefair Date: July 27th, 2007 01:54 am (UTC) (Link)
Literally laugh out loud. Though Sephiroth's list of their transgressions had me wondering how the SOLDIERS did all of that in one night. O_o
madamhydra From: madamhydra Date: September 20th, 2007 11:13 am (UTC) (Link)
But they're SOLDIERs! ::blinks innocently:: They're supposed to be able to do seemingly impossible feats! ^_-
58 hisses or Hiss in my ear....
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