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COI - Ficlet: It Takes Two (crack)
52 hisses or Hiss in my ear....
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madamhydra From: madamhydra Date: March 18th, 2007 11:17 am (UTC) (Link)
You know, if we figure that Rufus is about the same age as Cloud, he's only about 16 years old or so in this ficlet. Prime crush age, silly boy.

And Fem!Zack might be just perverted enough to boink Rufus for fun or pilfer Rufus' virginity. Not because Fem!Zack's a slut, of course, but be actually like Rufus. It depends on whether my porn-plotbunny is playing coy or not. ^_-
forgottenlover From: forgottenlover Date: March 18th, 2007 12:30 pm (UTC) (Link)
and now I'm wondering if Seph got Zack's womanginity beforehand or if Rufus'd be getting a prize in his porn too if there was porn and ::deep breath::

Zack/Rufus is always pretty, and Zacks collect virginities, it's nigh canon ::eyes Cloud, pretty sure can eye Aeris, and knows in some verses can eye Seph::
madamhydra From: madamhydra Date: March 19th, 2007 08:42 pm (UTC) (Link)
and now I'm wondering if Seph got Zack's womanginity beforehand or if Rufus'd be getting a prize in his porn too if there was porn and ::deep breath::

Well, poor Seph didn't have a chance to try out Zack's new equipment before the party, so I guess that it could be Rufus' lucky day... night?

Zack/Rufus is always pretty, and Zacks collect virginities, it's nigh canon ::eyes Cloud, pretty sure can eye Aeris, and knows in some verses can eye Seph::

But Zack is so perfect for a virgin's first time -- experienced, but kind and sincere and considerate, too. ::pets Zack::

COI-Zack has sex with different people, but it's never throwaway sex -- either it's because he really likes you (which is good) or he's cold-bloodedly doing it to protect someone else. (uh-oh....).

So if Fem!Zack boinks Rufus, it could be because he simply likes Rufus... or it could be for an ulterior motive. ::evil grin::
forgottenlover From: forgottenlover Date: March 19th, 2007 09:17 pm (UTC) (Link)
Go Rufus go?

And Zack is the perfect virginitator. he's all kinds of perfect love there, and I mean, you can only wish your first time had been that special and thoughtful, right?

Well, throw-away sex isn't a thing you do if you're a committed type, so of course there has to be a reason. Protection sex ::ponders on it:: sex bribe to keep someone off execution so readilly springs to mind ::pokes idea of sexing Turks to keep Aeris left alone out of her head::

Dual motives are always lovely. Now, just to see how it turns up, right?
52 hisses or Hiss in my ear....