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COI - Ficlet: It Takes Two (crack)
Here's a followup to my earlier genderswitching fic Guard Duty. Yes, at the moment Zack's a woman, and a smokin' hot woman in a stunning violet and green silk evening gown (courtesy of Aerith), thank you. ^_-

Title: It Takes Two
Author: MadamHydra
Beta: none, very rough draft
Fandom: FF7 AU (COIverse, maybe)
Type: ficlet
Pairing/Characters: Sephiroth, Fem!Zack, Rufus
Rating: PG-13
Wordcount: ~1900
Warnings: crack, genderswitching
Disclaimer: Final Fantasy VII and all related prequels and sequels belong to Square-Enix.

Summary: Total crack on the dance floor.

A/N: This was written with Groove Coverage's "Poison" pounding in the background. Not your usual tango music, but I can SO picture our sexy duo dancing to this. So call me crazy..... ^_^;;;

Cross-posted to soldiersmut and zackfans and ffvii_yaoi

.... then Sephiroth and his companion glided into view in a swirl of black leather and multi-colored silk. Collapse )

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Current Mood: ditzy ditzy
Current Music: Groove Coverage - "Poison"

52 hisses or Hiss in my ear....
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icedark_elf From: icedark_elf Date: March 19th, 2007 09:52 am (UTC) (Link)
*purrs*

Oh, this will be interesting.

So love observant Rufus. And go Zack and Seph.

*pets FemZack* She needs more attention.
madamhydra From: madamhydra Date: March 19th, 2007 09:14 pm (UTC) (Link)
Ah yes, Rufus is going to have quite a Zack-experience tonight.

And pity the poor person who has to tell Sephiroth that his 'date' has gone running off with Rufus Shinra! On the outside, Sephiroth will be all cold and scary, but inside, he'll probably be muttering about how Zack likes shiny things. ^_-
frost2light From: frost2light Date: March 20th, 2007 10:17 am (UTC) (Link)
Wow...I mean wow.

;throws zack cookie with extra chocolate chips and icing;

That's blatant bribery. >)
From: (Anonymous) Date: March 25th, 2007 11:05 pm (UTC) (Link)

From:WolfishSerenity

You know, I just thought of something particularly funny. xD What if Rufus caught "Kary" going into the men's bathroom? >.>;
madamhydra From: madamhydra Date: March 26th, 2007 06:15 am (UTC) (Link)

Re: From:WolfishSerenity

What if Rufus caught "Kary" going into the men's bathroom?

True, it would be funny. ^_^; That being said, there's no way that it's going to happen because COI-Zack definitely would not make such a stupid and fundamental mistake. He can be be a lovable doofus at times. However, when it comes to important matters, he's absolute hell on details. This is a person who was one of the prime engineers of the breakup of the Wutai clans' unity during the Wutai war.

While genderswitching is fun and a terrific way for Zack to tease Sephiroth, the primary motive for the dressup show is to get those damn predatory females off Seph's back. He's there to do a specific job and he's not going to screw things up by forgetting which bathroom to use.

I do tend to be highly critical about idiot plots. That's why I almost never watch comedy movies -- too often they rely on people behaving grossly stupidly, which irritates me. -_-;;
From: (Anonymous) Date: April 1st, 2007 11:23 pm (UTC) (Link)

Re: From:WolfishSerenity

...>> By saying that, now I'm rather frightened of using public women's restrooms.

D= What if there were cross-dressing GUYS in there with you?!
redcrest From: redcrest Date: March 31st, 2007 07:28 am (UTC) (Link)
Bravo! Bravo!! ::claps like a madwoman at her computer screen:: Hydra-sama, this is what I've been missing! Fantastic writing-- seriously, your description of Seph and Zack's movements during the tango were fantastic! I feel like I was there, completely caught up and transported by the music and the visual feast of two beautifully strong and toned bodies locked in that wonderfully precise and physical 'exchange' that is dance... Especially after falling so madly in love with Takarazuka, watching dancing is one of my favorite things to do and you captured it so well with this story. Naturally, my darling Seph and Zack, who have that deep mental bond and understanding of each other, make the most incredible dance partners~~~ Really, what a perfect way to have a little physical manifestation of how in synch their minds are! And the envy of the crowd... =^__^= For some reason, their little shared secret relationship, semi-flaunted before the crowd, makes me so happy~~~ (and I love the Rufus was able to appreciate it so well!)

Btw, that ending was a very nice touch-- I'm so curious as to what Rufus saw/wanted to find out about the mysterious brunette, and if he actually found out that she was Zack. Nyuu, since it seems like you're planning on bringing Rufus into COI, it's interesting to think he might know a bit about Seph and Zack's relationship that he could share with our heroes... ^^
madamhydra From: madamhydra Date: April 1st, 2007 02:42 am (UTC) (Link)
In order to write this fic, I had to do a bit of research on Wiki and on YouTube on tangos. It's fascinating to see how the flashy ballroom competition version and the versions danced in more informal settings differ. ^_^

Naturally, my darling Seph and Zack, who have that deep mental bond and understanding of each other, make the most incredible dance partners~~~ Really, what a perfect way to have a little physical manifestation of how in synch their minds are!

I can so picture their sparring matches, either hand-to-hand or with swords, as just a different sort of dance. ::purr:: And yes, there are at least one or two sparring match scenes in the COIverse. ^_-

I'm so curious as to what Rufus saw/wanted to find out about the mysterious brunette

What he wants? Curiously, I intend to have Fem!Zack ask Rufus that very question. And do you know what his answer will be?

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"What are you really looking for?" she said softly.

Rufus hesitated. There was something about this woman, a compelling sort of sincerity in her eyes and her voice that made him reply without thinking.

"What I saw on the dance floor. Between the two of you. I want that." He suddenly looked away. "But that will never happen."

She gently brushed a blond strand away from his face.

"You don't know that. And you certainly won't find it unless you're willing to look."
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kuro_fenikkusu From: kuro_fenikkusu Date: August 7th, 2007 03:36 pm (UTC) (Link)

.... then Sephiroth and his companion glided into view in a swirl of black leather and multi-colored silk. Arm in arm, cheek to cheek, bodies lightly touching in the tango's traditional embrace, they flowed effortlessly across the floor in a dazzling sequence of elegantly intricate footwork.

I splurted into my lemonade at that. I didn't know Seph could dance! I've had the pleasure of seeing an actual tango in person. Needles to say, the thought of Sephiroth and Fem!Zack had me rofl. I love all three of these ficlets, but this one is definatly my fav.
madamhydra From: madamhydra Date: September 20th, 2007 11:19 am (UTC) (Link)
He learned only under duress, of course. President Shinra wanted to show Sephiroth off at receptions and parties, and so Sephiroth had to learn all the social niceties. Learning the moves was easy (considering how physically adept he is), but the only person he actually 'dances' with is Zack. Because he likes Zack. :D
kuro_fenikkusu From: kuro_fenikkusu Date: September 20th, 2007 09:47 pm (UTC) (Link)
*Squees*
52 hisses or Hiss in my ear....
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