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COI - Ficlet: Guard Duty (crack)
I blame this ficlet entirely on icedark_elf's and laylah's genderswitching fics. It's all their fault. Really!!! ::runs away::

Title: Guard Duty
Author: MadamHydra
Beta: none, very rough draft
Fandom: FF7 AU (COIverse, maybe)
Type: ficlet
Pairing/Characters: Sephiroth, Zack
Rating: PG-13
Wordcount: ~1200
Warnings: crack, genderswitching
Disclaimer: Final Fantasy VII and all related prequels and sequels belong to Square-Enix.

Summary: Total crack. No, total crack in silk and high heels.

Cross-posted to soldiersmut and zackfans and ffvii_yaoi

Are they real? Yup. Wanna check them out for yourself?Collapse )

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Current Mood: devious evil
Current Music: No Doubt - "Just a Girl"

45 hisses or Hiss in my ear....
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askaram27 From: askaram27 Date: April 2nd, 2007 12:57 am (UTC) (Link)
I have a friend who crossdresses and he reaaaaally overacts the lady. Drives me up the effing wall.

Hooray for Zack not overplaying the part. And being comfortable in high heels.

And I LOVE how Aerith participated with way too much enthusiasm... Is she a secret yaoi fangirl?
madamhydra From: madamhydra Date: April 2nd, 2007 09:07 pm (UTC) (Link)
Well, this bit of cross-dressing is really business, not for fun, so Zack's handling it like a pro. That's not to say that if he did cross-dress as a prank, he wouldn't be a bit more flamboyant. ^_-
askaram27 From: askaram27 Date: April 3rd, 2007 01:09 am (UTC) (Link)
Yeah, but it's been my experience that men who are pretending to be women, even seriously, still overdo it because they don't know how to act like a woman.

But I think Zack's hit it on the head. He's not "being a woman", he's being himself. Right?
keji_eternal From: keji_eternal Date: April 4th, 2007 05:19 pm (UTC) (Link)
hehe, we should get someone to draw this womanish Zack Mwahahaha. I could just picture it, and Sephiroth's reaction toward that was just too funny. I wish I could hug them both!!

Hm... I wonder if Seph wouldn't try that materia one day... er... right, next snippet!
kuro_fenikkusu From: kuro_fenikkusu Date: August 9th, 2007 01:58 pm (UTC) (Link)
Pardon me whil i twitch. He's not wearing stilettos, is he? I've been wearing heels since third grade, and i still refuse to put on a pair of stilettos.

Fem!Zack is luv!!!!
madamhydra From: madamhydra Date: September 20th, 2007 11:30 am (UTC) (Link)
No, he's wearing high heels (similar to the sort professional dancers wear), but not stilettos. He's brave, but not stupid. ^_^
kuro_fenikkusu From: kuro_fenikkusu Date: September 20th, 2007 09:53 pm (UTC) (Link)
Coulda fooled me. But he didn't become a First class through stupidity, did he now?
searisme From: searisme Date: January 3rd, 2008 11:22 pm (UTC) (Link)
That was awesome. I think I might be addicted to FFVII genderswitch.
The ending is just perfect.
45 hisses or Hiss in my ear....
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