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Talk about relentless, polymorphically perverse, tyrannical plot bunnies....
Clearly my detour into KH2 Sora/Riku/Kairi fanfics (evilly enabled by Amy-chan) has infuriated my COI plot bunnies, because now they've taken to invading my dreams, damn it!

And while the dream wasn't specifically COI-related, it was most definitely FF7-related. Something about Cloud (completely clothed and armed) jumping off some elevated road bridge in Midgar on a bright sunny day into a lake of pristine blue water. And standing on a stone platform at water's edge was Sephiroth (also completely clothed) who was looking a combination of indulgent, mildly annoyed, and amused. It all had a rather casual, playful atmosphere.

And that was basically it. Sorry, no X-rated stuff to follow. Why Cloud suddenly wanted to do a cannonball into the water from a bridge a hundred feet in the air, why Sephiroth was standing around with an indulgent smirk as he watches Cloud splash around, and why Midgar suddenly looked like some lush fantastic tropical luxury resort/water park, I really can't say.

But I can sure take a hint. Work on COI. Gotcha.

Not to say that my waking hours are COI plot bunny-free. I happened to wander into Best Buy a few days ago and heard Rhianna's song 'Unfaithful', with its exquisitely plaintive lines "I don't wanna do this anymore. I don't want to be the reason why." The COI plot bunnies glommed ferociously onto those lines -- never mind that the song itself has something to do with a woman feeling guilty about an affair.

Suddenly, the COI plot bunnies demanded that I have someone -- anyone! -- sing or even hum that song. ::shudder:: The best I could think of was perhaps that the song was part of the play or movie Loveless (that gets mentioned a few times in the game) and that someone -- Cloud, Zack, Sephiroth, etc. -- heard it and for some bizarre reason is singing/humming it. Although it would be a nice little scene, with Cloud/Zack absently humming the song and Sephiroth being the one to casually identify it -- something that would surely garner some double-takes from onlookers. ::evil grin::

My COI plot bunnies get very bizarre -- and dare I say it, perverse -- inspiration from songs. 'Haunted' by Evanescence would seem to be a perfect fit for Cloud and Sephiroth's decidedly obsessive and dysfunctional relationship. But for some unfathomable reason, the song suddenly sparked off thoughts of a dark Zack. Not evil, mind you, but definitely darkish -- a hungry, demanding, violent Zack that no one else except Sephiroth has seen....

I think that I mentioned before in my LJ that: (1) in COI, Zack and Sephiroth have had sex on several occasions, but aren't a couple in the typical romantic or sexual sense; (2) their first sexual encounter was most definitely rough and NOT of the warm-and-fuzzy variety. The obvious scenerio is dark predatory Sephiroth (who's not quite himself) pouncing on not-quite-fully-resisting Zack, but some reason, it felt a bit 'meh'. Blah.

But what about dark predatory Zack (who's not quite himself) pouncing on not-quite-fully-resisting Sephiroth....

Like I said, my COI plot bunnies are a horde of relentless, polymorphically perverse, tyrannical beasties.

::resigns herself to more involuntary COI pondering as the plot bunnies pound triumphantly on their voodoo drums::

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gottis_chan From: gottis_chan Date: August 16th, 2006 04:04 pm (UTC) (Link)
I'd like to stay in your mind, for at least a little while. ♥ And dark!Zack sounds absolutely delicious. ^.^
*should go and re-read COI, since she has it all printed out* Hmm
icedark_elf From: icedark_elf Date: August 16th, 2006 08:22 pm (UTC) (Link)
*feeds the bunnies*

And Dark Zack... Yummy....
bard_linn From: bard_linn Date: August 17th, 2006 01:57 am (UTC) (Link)
Yay, COI bunnies!

But...KHOT3 bunnies are nice too. <3 Either way, yay!
From: (Anonymous) Date: August 17th, 2006 06:34 am (UTC) (Link)

*roots for the COI plot bunnies*

Go COI plot bunnies! Go!

Btw, can I ask for an answer to a question that's been driving me batty lately? Well... it's actually two questions. Firstly, will Hojo remain as Seph's bio-dad in COI? Secondly, I saw your Raiden post and was wondering if we'll be seeing MGS fics by you in the future? I'd love to read your take on it or the character(s), since the MGS plotline has me mostly confuzzled. (Magic? VR? Vampire? Possession? Whu-huh? ... Vamp is cool though.)

-blueoceandeep
^LJ won't let me log in. *kicks livejournal*
keji_eternal From: keji_eternal Date: August 19th, 2006 01:03 am (UTC) (Link)
Mwahahahaha!

I hope those COI plot bunnies poke you senseless! I'm glad that they are attacking you like this... though that idea about having cloud/zack singing that song while sephy is around would be something to see. And that kind of Dark Zack sounds VERY sexy.
soloyuymaxwell From: soloyuymaxwell Date: August 20th, 2006 01:44 am (UTC) (Link)

Whaaa~! *_*

Zack and Sephiroth smex? *_* Yum!

As for the dream... o.O You could always have it be something from the past... << I dunno about the radiant Garden thing (Ignore the pun) but that is a rather amusing sight, and the only way I could think of that happening is Zack betting his paycheck that Cloud would be too chicken... XD Maybe the splash could hit Sephiroth?... << Or better yet, have Zack push him in. XD I'd love to se that from you.

Don't forget the Zack/Seph sex thing? T~T Please? I thirst for FF7 lemonade, now that I just finished watching AC in both Jap and Eng.

*Gives the plot bunnies carrots*
redcrest From: redcrest Date: September 1st, 2006 06:42 am (UTC) (Link)
Oh-ho! My dear Hydra, you're back in black (thoughts, that is ^__~)! <3 Dark Zack, huh? Fu fu fu... ::licks chops:: --err, I *mean* ::clears throat:: do you know how much of a role model Zack is for me my characters? To make him into a malicious, depraved, predatory semi-rapist would be just sacrilige! ...or so I feel obligated to say, but really~ ^___^ My unholy blessings to you! <3 (and to all your evil, COI-inducing plot bunnies! I can't wait for more!! (even now?? @_@; )) Well, like I always say, "a drug like no other, available from no other..." ^__~ Ganbare! <3

P.S. Have you heard of Takarazuka? I feel like you might like it...
__perplexity__ From: __perplexity__ Date: October 7th, 2006 12:36 am (UTC) (Link)
Voodoo plotbunnies = fantastico.

Now I know this is an unnecessary place to mention it, but I figured you had to know and I have no alternative way of letting you know. Are you aware of the new Advent Children movie? "Advent Children Complete", a remake of the regular AC movie, just for higher ratings and extra jazz.

http://img219.imageshack.us/img219/9929/dengeki1wp0.jpg

That image alone should be enough to get the mind going wild.
Hope the info is useful to you!
kotoshin From: kotoshin Date: October 24th, 2006 10:13 pm (UTC) (Link)

*tosses more Seph/Zack/Cloud links at j00* XD

http://ciceqi.livejournal.com/tag/crack


... The concept of SOLDIER with animalistic attributes/instincts/scent is strangely HAWT.
From: (Anonymous) Date: October 24th, 2006 10:17 pm (UTC) (Link)

Re: *tosses more Seph/Zack/Cloud links at j00* XD

and YES, this is from the lady who did the S/Z/C tentacle!smut last time. XD

.... while I'm here, I'd also drop some FF7!Advent Children clonepreg crack.
http://white-aster.livejournal.com/207145.html
10 hisses or Hiss in my ear....